Monday, June 2, 2008

My version of how i came to this planet


Through the infinite space flew a little rocket with little weird being in it. He was sent to planet Earth to study local cultures and teach earthlings back some important things about their possible future. Having really carefully chosen his landing site, he started the descent, but was suddenly intercepted by air vehicles of one of the planets leading countries. So great was their fear of unknown that they shot the little rocket down. Luckily, shots had damaged only guiding thrusters and the weird little being finaly made an succesful emergency landing. He found himself to be in a little country called by its inhabitants to be Eesti (Estonia). Had he only knew how cold and dark it gets there in wintertimes. Anyway, There was this local female highly interested of what this stranger is doing there. Hey, waved weird little being, and decided to propose peace and an alliance, and ask if this female would take him to the most important person of the planet. But there was some misunderstandings in translations when weird little being learned the Earth's languages at home. Instead of proposing what he intended, he asked if that female human would accept him as a son and take him to her home. At first weird little being didn't understand that he had made a mistake and instead of leading him to any governing person, was taken to the ordinary box in where the humans normally live. Then he thought that the female was trusted with the important job of offering alien ambassador his quick temporary housing. But days became months, and months became years, without any word from any higher rank mammal. And then he realised.. ahh, what a bummer!



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